What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
When do cows get tired?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?