Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?