What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How does a witch play loud music?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?