How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
When do astronauts eat?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why don't fish play basketball?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?