What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Well, time to call it a day.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What type of car do planets buy?