Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?