What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How do horses navigate at night?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?