Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?