What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
How do you drive a man crazy?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?