What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What birds always travel in twos?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?