Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What fairy loves to count?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's E.T. short for?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?