What do painters do when they make a mistake?
They go back to the drawing board.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?