What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a peanut in space?