Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?