What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you get kids to do something?
What animals make the best students?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?