Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
A book just fell on my head.
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?