What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the echo get detention?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What does Santa call Christmastime?