How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?