What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?