What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How do you get straight A's?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?