Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
A stress ball.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What part of a fish is the most musical?