What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
The Eagles.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?