Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
When should you start writing a book?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?