What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How long will dinner be?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?