Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?