Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Surprise!!!!
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do golfers drink on the green?