Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where does breakfast live?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?