Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?