Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where does Superman park his cars?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do fairies always drink?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?