Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What is a duck's favorite dance?