What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do bears keep cool?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The museum curator needed a break.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?