What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the baby laptop call her father?