What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?