How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?