What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How do you organize a space party?