What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do trees try new things so often?