Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?