Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
Why do bees buzz?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the frog starve?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?