Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Bees.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do books sleep?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why was the math book sad?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?