What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?