What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which singer could always break a five?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do cats love to work?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?