What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What fish only swims at night?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?