What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?