What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do you make a cow float?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.