What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the cow cross the road?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?