Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who invented fractions?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?