How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?