What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the fish so smart?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?