Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?