What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Winnie the Boo!
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the loudest sport?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did summer say to spring?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?